Ben Affleck: Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Devil Jay: Let's kick 'em out! Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Show some respect. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. What's your damage, little boy? The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Whillenholly: That was an incredibly daring escape! I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Randal Graves: Jay: This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Justice: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Jay: He said he'd fuck a sheep! Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Okay, Fucky? What are you trying to say? Jason Biggs: Read . Until it happened to me. [exasperated] Right. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. R. . And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. A day. Chaka: Holden: Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Oh, that's it, honey! Jay: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Five hours and not a single ride. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Sissy: Free shipping for many products! Justice: Whillenholly: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Good luck! Jay: Hey, watch the language, little boy. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Comedy. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. . Sure, I do. Jay: You need two hands. Gay, straight it's all the same now. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. Holden: And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. YO! Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. The C.L.I.T. What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." What are we gonna do? Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Dante Hicks: Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Don't you recognize me? Just stand there, and react. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? There are no more lines. Willenholly: Especially you. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Make it fast and sexy. [cocky] Half's not enough? Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Whillenholly: Metatron: God? And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Jason Biggs: Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. Whillenholly: Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. I feel for you boys, I really do. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! I'm paralyzed! Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. Jay: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Jay: Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Then taste it. Jay: [the monkey has been put into a car] [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Cock-Knocker: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Justice: Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Hooker #2: Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Angel Jay: 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Teen #2: Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Banky: Justice: And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." She is too fine. The little stoner was right! Steve-Dave Pulasti: Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Jay: Shaggy: Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Alyssa Jones: Don't change the subject. I thought that was a 10-82. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Must kill him, doesn't it! Take sex for example. Ben Affleck: Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Ben Affleck: . You went to film school didn't you? Remember this fucking face. Reg Hartner: NO! The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. There's a script for this movie? Go to hell! It is a comic book, not your dick! Fuck! Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] I mean, ya gotta grow man. Catchy, ain't it? Fred: [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Get that shit the fuck out of here. Chaka's Production Assistant: We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Jay's Mother: I can't belive this shit. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Oh shit! James Van Der Beek: Jay: . So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Holden: Chaka: Look, man. Hey. Brodie: Hey! An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Banky: Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! [singing] Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Jay: Yeah, sis. Jay: The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). We've got a mystery to solve! Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Ben Affleck: P.S. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Brent: Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Willam Black: Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". That was them wasn't it? I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Holden: The C.L.I.T is not real. [counting his money] [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Opening text: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Jay: No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Jay: Banky: Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Holden: I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Brodie: 8.2 . Matt Damon: Have you seen them roaming around? Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Mua-ha-ha-ha! James Van Der Beek: Your Momma's going to try to score. Jay: Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. Reco'nize. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Yeah, for Joey, man. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Doesn't anyone watch the WB? A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Brent: Oh Yeah! Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Jay: Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Randal Graves: The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Then you can do the art picture. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Jay: Oh my God. Brent: It's really a fucking drag. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. I miss dating a lesbian. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Jay: Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! [slaps it out his hands] Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Whillenholly: Say, what's all this talk about farting? Free shipping for many products! Girls like that kinda shit. Jay's Mother: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Jay: Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Jay: [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Damn, these white boys can't fight. True story! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Be smooth. Jay: Jay: Since when did they start charging for the bus? Do you want to get shot? [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. Then I rub my nose with it. In a Deleted Scene: Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Brent: In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. Oh sweet irony! Fuck you, you already said half. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Jay: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to.